Sharpen your figure skates, bedazzle those leotards, prepare your same-sex propaganda, it's time for the WTF!? HOMOlympics. The HOMOlympics are a series of “athletic” competitions known for bringing together a world of differing views on controversial ideologies and policies such as the Gagaist Revolution and the sleeper cell-style pop album techniques of Beyonce.
Town Danceboutique has finally won an Olympic bid. However, culture is a little different here, so be prepared for things to...
Sharpen your figure skates, bedazzle those leotards, prepare your same-sex propaganda, it's time for the WTF!? HOMOlympics. The HOMOlympics are a series of “athletic” competitions known for bringing together a world of differing views on controversial ideologies and policies such as the Gagaist Revolution and the sleeper cell-style pop album techniques of Beyonce.
Town Danceboutique has finally won an Olympic bid. However, culture is a little different here, so be prepared for things to be a little extra gay. Our security forces are known to break out into choreographed dances to Daft Punk, there might be two toilets in the same stall, we don't install locks on your doors to allow easy access for late night visitors, those things that look like cameras in your shower...they're cameras...smile, and water sports fetishists can just turn on their sinks. Yes, we will look the other way on any heterosexual activity.
Your opening ceremonies DJ is the humble Mikey Adolphson (SIREN, Yum's II)
Additional music by Aaron Riggins and Ed Bailey
We have performers from all over the globe, some of your favorite countries will be represented:
A dicktator from The Inebriated Republic of Ba'Nakastan
Pussy Noir from the country of Chanel
An Asslete from the United States of JaxKnife
WTF!? The HOMOlympics
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Town Danceboutique
Doors 10 PM | 21 + | Free before 11 PM, $5 after
Heterosexuals Tolerated.
Djs Mikey Adolphson, Aaron Riggins and Ed Bailey
Performances by BaNaka, JaxKnife, Pussy Noir and more.
