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The Crew Club is a gay sauna facility where you can meet other guys on the prowl. It's smoke, alcohol, and drug-free (a smoking area is provided), and sports an all-American, clean-cut atmosphere with, well, a bit of an erotic twist. The club boasts two TV lounges with scads of channels, a video lounge, a reading lounge, a gym with free weights, and a tanning bed. It's 18-and-over, and membership is not necessary.
I went there this last Friday and Saturday. Friday was my first time ever going to a place like that and I honestly didn't know what to expect (I mean I knew I'd see sex but just wasn't sure of anything else). I got there Friday night/Saturday morning after hitting Trade around 3am or so. From the out side it doesn't look like anything else but just another place that belongs on 14th street. When you walk in, there's nothing but a locked door and a window with a hole in the middle and you can't see anything until they open it and ask for your ID. Once they do that, they let you in and give you the rates. Fast forward...It was AWESOME. I am 36 years old and I saw ages from 21 to 60 maybe a bit older. Some really good looking guys and some not so much but it was definitely a good place. You don't have to do anything you don't want and people are very respectful. Im not sure why everyone keeps talking about the staff, in my opinion they were pretty great as well. The place is clean and it was busy. I didn't leave til around 7am...I was having such a great time that I didn't even notice that it was daylight already. Anyway, had such an awesome time that decided to go back on Saturday around the same time and boom it was even better. Will definitely go back again and in fact will probably go Friday night again. Oh, by the way...No, I didn't mess around with everyone. I basically found one person each night and hit it off. haha
it was ok
I got there at about 2am in the morning and I'd say there were easily 50 guys roaming the hallways. The steam room was cool. Little think was there, looked high It was super hot. I'd go back. Left at 4am. Next time I'll go a bit earlier and hopefully get a bit more play in.
I visited on Monday and Tuesday nights, 11 & 12 December. Monday night was a small crowd and very relaxed. Tuesday, half-price night, was very busy with much more action. This was my first visit to a gay bathhouse (married, bi and still in the closet) but the relaxed atomosphere made it very comfortable. I had read about the "towel police" so I generally wore my towel everywhere Monday night. Tuesday night there were no signs of the "towel police" and a number of guys were walking around naked so I often went without one too. (I'm a nudist anyway). Monday night I rented a locker and spent my time in the steam room, sauna and shower areas, as well as cruising the corridors and watching the porno videos. Tuesday I rented one of the larger Captain's Quarters. SHOWERS: The gang showers are nice and clean and great for people watching. On Tuesday several guys openly masturbated in the showers to get hard so I gladly did the same. Never saw any sex acts in the showers either night. STEAMROOM: The steam room was very quiet Monday; I sat in one of the alcoves, took off my towel, enjoyed the steam and stroked my cock; guys would walk by from time to time but no one offered to join me. On Tuesday the steam room wasn't working but there was some steamy action just the same. I joined a couple of others watching as a guy was bent over and taking a serious ass fucking. Eventually another joined in and got his cock sucked by the guy being pounded. It was quite a site and fun to watch while I stroked. SAUNA: The dry sauna was not crowded on Monday and I was able to have a nice chat with another first-time visitor. Most guys kept their towels on but some of us were completely nude. No action that I saw. On Tuesday the sauna was very crowded and I could never find a seat. At one point the sauna went dark and I got to watch a very hot scene as one guy was giving two handjobs while getting his own cock stroked. The fun came to an end when one of the workers screwed the lightbulb back in and gave a very stern warning - "Don't unscrew bulb again!" - which is very understandable considering there's a hot fucking stove in there! SLINGROOM: No action at all on Monday. Tuesday it was the center of most of the action. It's completely dark but after your eyes adjust you can see a bit. I got to see one guy get fucked in the sling but mostly there were a lot of blowjobs being given. I enjoyed standing naked amongst the crowd and stroking my cock and doing mutual cock-stroking with a couple of guys. It actually seemed quite natural - except for the condom wrappers that kept getting stuck to my feet! HALLS/VIDEOS: There are videos playing at three locations in the cabin area with benches and a sofa. On Monday I got to watch some hot sucking action on the couch, then found a place on a bench and stroked my cock under my towel as I was still wary of the "towel police". I did attract the interest of a nice young man and after some brief cock-play he took me back to his cabin and had me fuck him from behind while he jerked off. A very successful encounter for both of us! On Tuesday I encountered a guy sitting naked on my favorite bench and masturbating. I was inspired to to the same. Another guy walked up and offered his ass to my fellow masturbater. My companion stood up, enetred him from behind and proceeded to "tear that ass up" as one of the on-lookers commented. HYDROMASSAGE: Located downstairs in the gym. I had skipped it on Monday but after verifying on Tuesday that towels were optional, I stripped down and enjoyed a nice all-over massage. Several staff members walked by but never said anything so I guess getting the massage au naturel was definitely OK. I really enjoyed my visits but found Tuesday a bit too hectic for my tastes. I will definitely make it a point to visit whenever I'm in DC again!
Worse than one STAR
I am 25. Everyone was older than 50. I was not allowed to walk the hallways naked. They have "towel" Police. If you can not wear a towel, the staff tells you to leave. This place is so brightly lighted that you think this was an operating room of a hospital. Too much staff running around trying to get dick that you have to wait for service. Nice GYM but no one using the equipment. Very clean restroom but 2 toilets not working. Staff will not let you have in and outs. The only cute guy I saw tried to husstle me for $10 for sex within the first 10 minutes of my arrival. The towel police also force all hallway sex into rooms. I was really disappointed in the staff. I know that no establishment can control the age of the people, but they should control their rude staff. The staff should bar husslers from making money. This place can only get better because I give it a 1/2 star.
Real Nice After Renovations
Had been to the Crew Club a couple of years ago and it was OK. Went recently and they have a while new shower area, sling room and sauna - very nice. Lots of guys and something for everyone, still some people don't get the message that you're not interested, but that's everywhere. last time I went hooked with a hot guy and his friend and had a great time.
Hot Party - 3rd Saturdays
Really nicely renovated club with friendly staff especially Robert and Eduardo. Looking forward to the Feb 18th party! Just got my Party Code to get the ten bucks entry and bring a bus of 56 men down from New York to join the action!
Too Much Attitude
Crew Club is by far one of the cleanest bathhouses you can find! However, I do not go there. Number one I think once you step inside the doors guys there think they are in New York because the attitude is off the charts! Mosh out of towers go there but as far as locals, sadly they just hook up on websites or go to the parties they normally have. I just don't go there Because I am not paying 30 bucks to sit around and stare..
All hit and no miss - on a Thurs afternoon!
Came down from N. of Bmore, loved this place. Got exactly what I needed in both holes multiple times in one of the slings and in a few rooms...and I was only there for a little over two hours on a Thurs afternoon.
OK place
My partner and I was there in May, 2014, one of the weekend evenings. It was not busy, about 10 people there. We had a little small group play and I played with a very hot military muscular young guy.... anyway, it was a nice place to visit in the evening. We will visit again this Christmas time weekend. I know it is a long shot since most people are out of town, but we will try again.....fingers cross.
Not Worth The Trip
Sorry but I visited yesterday based on other's reviews. Hadn't been in several years because it was always a long shot but have grown tired of the usual bs inherent to online websites. Went on a Tuesday because it was a holiday and a half price entry fee which was supposed to guarantee a better than usual turnout. Now I'm nothing special, in my mid fifties BUT, I do stay in shape and keep myself looking my best(isn't that a gay "thing"?). Well, the Crew club will shatter that stereotype in quick order. Despite at least half the guys there being considerably younger, there were "maybe" 2 guys there I was even minimally attracted to. Even the 20 something guys there aren't in shape. I spent a couple hours there before packing it in and leaving. With the exception of a few uninvited gropes I left without any physical touch. Now, I'm not some guy with major. Attitude who is unrealistic about what I'm attracted to. But this place seems to attract men who really give no thought to their bodies. Learned my lesson - my last trip. Previously I told myself that I'm too "mature" to be going to a bath house. I'll stick with that mindset. If you go, don't have any expectations. With all the hot men you see walking the streets in D.C., you might assume they are also in the Crew Club. Trust me, they are not.
A Hellava romp
Went Friday the 7th at 9 p.m. and was literally surrounded by men of all shapes sizes types and colors the moment I walked in till I left 4 hours later. Within 5 minutes a hot hairy muscle stud from Columbia came up, grabbed my dick and started making out with me. I'm an average guy so that was a great surprise. We went at it for a while then I wondered around for a bit. The night got more eventful and crowded from there. The steam room had guys lined up in stalls ready to give BJ's. At one point there was an orgy in the sling room and steam room, and a hot younger guy was getting gang banged in his private room with the door wide open for anyone to join in, all happening at the same time. No Lie. I sat back and watched it all happen and still had my own more private playtime with a few hot guys before I left. I don't know if it's always like this or just on fridays but I recommend this place to EVERYONE looking for a hot time, because EVERYONE was getting action. Older, younger, slim, large, hairy, muscular, black, white. It didn't matter. There was even a leather daddy in a gimp mask stomping around the halls for a while. It was crazy. Only complaint was parking downtown took about 30 minutes.I promise this ain't a fake review. try it one Friday night and you probably won't regret it.