Club Fuego @ Aqua (Closed Permanently)

i like

nice place to go

SUPER LAME

I just went to this club and it was $10 to park, $10 to enter, and $5 dollars for a bottle of water. I was very disappointed because these people in this club didn't even seem like Latinos. There was little actual dancing and more jumping or something. Most of the boys seemed very feminine. Also you could COUNT the number of good looking guys. I counted 3. A Salvadorian, a Puertorican, and a Brazilian. I know the 2 were Salvadorian because they shouted out when they did the "Any __Fill in heres___ in the house". They didn't say Brasil though. I guess since our language is portuguese we're more so like a cousin country. lol. I found out that the other guy was Brazilian after hearing Don Omar's "Taboo" and he was dancing a little samba. I asked he said yes. Anyway, Besides those three 10s, the other guys were about a 6 and below. The drag show was HORRIBLE! There was one as Lady Gaga.. it was more so Lady Haha. She kept tripping over her attached train, her lip synch was not tight at all, her makeup resembled a circus clown (honestly), and her dance moves were awful. She tried doing th dance from Born this Way video. Awful. Sh egot 1 dollar. The other 2 queens were not good either, but were better than Lady Haha. The hostess draggirl wasn't funny or that engaging. I don't think it's the same drag hostess i've seen sometime ago unless she has put on a little weight. Although I give the scene and queens a 1 out 5, the club itself is okay if you plan to just go out dancing and enjo yourself with a friend and then leave.

Some getting use to.

Parking was horrible, get there early for spaces in front of the building. If not.. you will be directed to the strange lot futher down the street. Charged $10.00 to park, what a rip! Drinks were weak. Crowd was mixed, lesbian and gay. Hi energy though. Drag show could be eliminated. Go Go boys and Girls and clientel are attractive. Music is ok. Go to do something different!

Does NOT make the cut!

I was a big fan of Fuego back when they were at Tequila Grill in DC. Ever since they hooked up with the people from Cada Vez and now Aqua, their service to the public has decreased tremendously. You use to be able to speak to Phillip or DJ Hector and enjoy the evening, but now...try to say hi to them. They are celebrities now they don't mingle with the little people anymore, they have their own crew! I witnessed when Phillip had a guy kicked out because one of him employees had a run in with him, he also had two girls kicked out because one of his so called friends did not like the girls, he also kicked out another male patron again because he was an ex-boyfriend of a friend of his and his friend asked him to. Should we call FUEGO "Let's kick out whomever my crew doesn't like" Night Club? Then we have the over priced and untasteful drinks, you can taste the cheap liquor but pay the fine price. And WHAT is up with the DRAG SHOWS??? Same pot of beans everyday will give you diarhea. FUEGO you have great potential and have room for improvement: DO IT NOW! Keep it clean and you will win! Play it unfair and your club will not flare. Just some words of advise.

Music OK

If you like Feminine latinos this is the place to go. Boy orgy galore. Occasional Drag show, but they don't perform, they just lipsync and expect money. Bartenders are inconsistent w/ drinks. Has a sizable lesbian liking. Sometimes you can't tell the difference between the lesbians and the gay boys.