Beatsgiving: A tur-kiki the night before Thanksgiving

We see you over there, staring at your mother's cuckoo clock! Time is ticking slow, we all know you want to sneak out your back window like you did when you were young. Its Thanksgiving bitches! It's time for the ultimate Turkiki. Get double stuffed with raw "beets" by Wes and Madscience. Dinner bell rings at 10pm Prompt! We recommend you get here early. Nobody likes sloppy seconds. At 12 Am we will be serving Grade A, Prime Cut PUSSY (Pussy Noir) *Tick tick tick Ding* You NAAAAME IT! Beets are ready… Time to serve!