Salsa in the Garden

Are you hungry? Do you have a hankering for something spicy, flavorful, savory but sweet, that goes great with green garnishment? Well then come on down to the FREE Sin Miedo salsa concert at the Sculpture Garden in DC! Normally they play Jazz; but this one Friday, they'll have a salsa band! There's a lovely pond you can dance beside, if you like water; and there's a sidewalk to dance on beside the pond, if you're into that kind of thing; and there are drinky-drinks to help you dance, if you're that kind of dancer; and there are people drinking drinky-drinks to watch you dance, if you're that type of dancer. Also, feel free to wear a cape. There isn't a theme or anything, but I just want to see if I can convince anyone to start the trend.