That time has come for you to...Bukkake FOR YOUR LIFE.
The Summer Games are as old as time itself. They began 8 years ago with little more than a shopping cart, some Chinese takeout, a crate of bananas, and an untucked drag queen named Summer Camp. Eight years later, we've come a long way. Summer Camp tucks. Sometimes.
Join us for an afternoon of adult field day games that will leave you dripping with medals, banana peels, mystery fluids, and memories to process later with your therapist.
Th...
That time has come for you to...Bukkake FOR YOUR LIFE.
The Summer Games are as old as time itself. They began 8 years ago with little more than a shopping cart, some Chinese takeout, a crate of bananas, and an untucked drag queen named Summer Camp. Eight years later, we've come a long way. Summer Camp tucks. Sometimes.
Join us for an afternoon of adult field day games that will leave you dripping with medals, banana peels, mystery fluids, and memories to process later with your therapist.
This year the games are going Greco-Roman. So, we fight to the death. JK. Recommended attire is togas.
We're moving the games to a new location -- Logan Circle. All you need to do is show up around 2:30 PM, preferably with a team of four, but we'll help you form a team if you can't. The Opening Ceremony will begin at 3:00 PM in the center of Logan Circle. Then, Summer and her sexy referees will lead you to a grassy mound where you can compete in (or just watch) games old and new. Enjoy classics like the Wig Relay and Bukkake Extravaganza (with a new twist) and prepare yourself for new surprises.
Immediately following the games, we'll march to the patio at Town to show off our medals and drink away our losses.
The 8th Annual Summer Games
Saturday, August 1
Logan Circle
2:30 PM: Sign Up
3:00 PM: Opening Ceremony & Games
