THE CHRONICLE: 7.11.15

On July 11th, we embark on a creative journey. A journey where LIMITS are pushed and boundaries are NON-EXISTENT. On this day, you are asked to SET YOURSELF apart from the AVERAGE and prove to everyone that you are EXTRAORDINARY. This is THE CHRONICLE!!! GRAAAAND PRIZZZZZZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN TO ALL LEGEND RUNWAY: $1,111.00 [THE MILLENNIUM MODEL] ** From my first days of attending balls, I've seen some of the most spectacular, jaw-dropping, creative and amazingly disturbing effects brought to the floor for RUNWAY. 14+ years later, I’m STILL amazed at how innovative and imaginative some of you are. The requirements to walk THIS NIGHT are as follows: 1. You must be in a TWISTED effect inspired by ANY OR ALL BRANCHES OF THE U.S. MILITARY! (Navy, Marine, Army, Air Force and/or Coast Guard) 2. THERE WILL BE NO PRODUCTIONS!….Just a NASTY EFFECT & an even NASTIER WALK! 3. And LASTLY, you MUST have been deemed a RUNWAY LEGEND during the years DDOLAZS have been attending balls….the MILLENNIUM years of 2001-2015. FASHION BUTCH QUEEN BEST DRESSED: Nothing thrills me more than a person showing up from out of nowhere, DONE!! Tonight I want to see JUST THAT. The category will be called 2nd, and you will THEN, walk into the ballroom from OUTSIDE, COMPLETELY DONE. But to avoid a detour of having to STOP to pay admission during your FASHION STORM, you will be allowed to gracefully walk into the ball for FREEEEE, and then ADD your $25.00 dollars for what WOULD HAVE been your ADMISSION, to A POT for the category. WINNER TAKES ALL! $500.00+ $25.00 Pot HIGH FASHION STREETWEAR: VERSACE this, LOUBOUTIN that, GUISEPPE here and GIVENCHY there, BLAH. THIS EVENING I’m going to ask you all to step outside of the box of redundancy, because to snatch this Grand Prize, you must put together an ALL-HIGH FASHION LOOK using NO EUROPEAN DESIGNERS! $250.00 Sponsored by Eric MILAN F.F. BEST DRESSED: Nothing’s more CLASSIC than a lady dressed in BLACK. Tonight, STAND OUT from the rest, dressed as the BADDEST BITCH IN ALL BLACK! $100.00 SNEAKER VS SNEAKER They say you sneaker villains USUALLY have it easy…Grab a sneaker from your closet, lace up and walk Out…TODAY It wont be THAT EASY; because I’m looking for the SOLE ASSASSIN that can find the DOPEST PAIR of sneakers ........WITHOUT LACES! Velcro, Drawstring, Slide-Ins, Straps, Zippers, Buckles etc…Let a REAL SNEAKER SHOWSTOPPER SHINE! $250.00 Sponsored by Jay St. Laurent OPEN TO ALL FOOT AND EYE: Your keen eye for FASHION proves that you DO NOT always have to spend HUNDREDS of dollars or WASTE GOOD “WORK” for something one-of a-kind and NASTY. TONIGHT, the category is FOOT & EYE, but the catch is, you will NOT be calling out the designer and/or year because we don’t care who made it or when it was made. We just want to see a VISUALLY DEVASTATING SHOE & DEADLY EYE regardless of the DESIGNER! $200.00 PERFORMANCE ALL-STAR F.F. PERFORMANCE: Over the last several years, the ladies listed below have EXEMPLIFIED what FEMALE FIGURE PERFORMANCE is to ME. So this night, I’d like to see JUST THESE LADIES who have grabbed and KEPT my attention: Asia, Tamiyah and Mya Balenciaga, Bella, Feminine D, Barbie and Starr Revlon, Jasmine, Tamara, Genie and Tiffany Prodigy, Rashanti 007, Pandora Khan, Meme Prodigy, Chloe Milan, ChiChi and Veronika Mugler, Razzle Dazzle, Koppi, and Vanity Mizrahi, Karina Ninja, Katrina, Malaysia, Lola, and Ni’ema Ebony, Ajah Herrera, Naveah and Davina Icon, Armani x Allure, Remy Ma, Tia and Tia Lanvin, Oh, and Nakia, we know ur all sexed up and bodied-out, but I miss you on the floor! $500.00 REALNESS WITH A TWIST: {LEGENDS ONLY) You’ve managed to withstand the test of time, having walked both REALNESS & PERFORMANCE over the years, sometimes BOTHin the same night, and now have the title of LEGEND! This evening , instead of tossing you into the ring with the VF’s and FQ’s. This is your time to SHINE in something METALLIC with JUST your legendary brethren of REALNESS WITH A TWIST. $500.00 BUTCH QUEEN VF: FIRST CATEGORY OF THE NIGHT! Let’s see how versatile you are. TONIGHT , for JUST your TENS, you will “Bring it like a LEGEND”, the THING is, YOU don’t know which one. I’ve selected a DOZEN performance LEGENDS/ICONS who all have their own UNIQUE style of vogue. Tonight as you’re getting tens, JACK or DEBRA will go down the list and TELL YOU who to perform like. You must THEN, transform your performance into THAT LEGEND or ICON’s performance. If you are chopped, the person after you must pick up where you failed. $250.00 REALNESS W/A TWIST W/A TWIST: TONIGHT, you will spin what I call ”The FATE Wheel”, because this wheel will be SPUN to decide your fate. You may battle for REALNESS, maybe for TWIST. It may ask for an element of performance, maybe get a free pass to stand to the side. Or to battle 3 times in a row. WHO KNOWS!?!? :-) $200.00 LEGENDARY BQVF PERFORMANCE: I will start the category off at $250.00 and add in $25.00 to each Butch Queen Vogue Femme Legend that receives TENS….Up to $500.00!!! REALNESS PRETTY BOY: The “norm” of what realness IS has been altered over the years; from the way clothes fit to the way heterosexual men wear their hair. Tyga has done it, Soulja Boy has done it and Chris Brown has done it! This night, do YOU DARE; come to THIS affair, dressed in ALL BLACK, with BLONDE HAIR??? $250.00 Sponsored by Dante Balenciaga and Shaun MIlan DRAGS VS FQ. REALNESS: “SWEATPANTS, HAIR TIED, CHILLIN WITH NO MAKE-UP ON, that’s when you’re the REALEST, girl I hope that you don’t take it wrong”. THIS category are for those who are REALLY REAL and do not need the glitz, glam & extra sass to pass! $200.00 (2 trophies-1 CA$H) SCHOOLBOY: We’ve seen you do it all ; every school sport, you dressed as a nerd, you’ve been in a marching band, an outcast, a punk rocker, class president, a prep school kid and so ... I won’t ask for ANY of those tonight. With your “UNIFORM” and “BOOKBAG.”.on, Show us your first day of school in the year 3015! $250.00 Sponsored by Beejay Khan BUTCH VS TRANS-MAN REALNESS….WITH VOICE: Dressed as the “Best MAN, introduce yourself to MC Debra & Judges. Name & House. $100.00 THUG REALNESS: If you're REALLY real, you’re natural masculinity WILL SHOW no matter what you have on. Keeping up with the today’s trends, show us how comfortable and REAL you are SWAGGED out in a KILT!! $100.00 LEGENDARY REALNESS: REAL SIMPLE…Male figures , BLACK with a touch of SILVER. Female Figures, ALL BLACK with a touch of GOLD!! 2 TROPHIES 1 CA$H ! $250.00 Sponsored by Markise Prodigy RUNWAY BUTCH QUEEN EUROPEAN RUNWAY: (NO LEGENDS) Let’s have a little fun! Tonight, I want YOU to bring forth a FASHION FORWARD look inspired by a Cartoon Character of your choice. The judges MUST know who you are by the time you get up to the panel, so PLEASE do not half-step! $250.00 FEMALE FIGURE RUNWAY: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies. Lets take an effect trip FAR EAST to a lil country known as JAPAN. With colors and accessories in abundance, represent one of the countries most vibrant and creative sub-cultures as you step onto the runway dressed as a JAPANESE HARAJUKU GIRL!! $100.00 AMERICAN RUNWAY: This evening, creatively showcase your OBSESSION with ONE AMERICAN-MADE PRODUCT by incorporating it into and/or all over your effect. NOT ENOUGH can get you SENT!! $200.00 Sponsored by Maurice Balenciaga FACE BQ FACE: Please, bring to the stage: FLAWLESS SKIN, THE PERFECT SMILE, GOOD STRUCTURE & WELL-GROOMED HAIR and set the ballroom on FIRE in ALL RED!!! $250.00 Sponsored by Prince Monty Female Figure FACE: *YAWN* We’ve seen you dolled up enough! Tap into the EDGIER SIDE of yourself and step into the WORLD of GLAM ROCK. Prove to us that you are still drop dead gorgeous in a PUNK/GLAM ROCK EFFECT!!! 3 trophies - 1 CASH! $250.00 SEXXX FQ SEX SIREN: ALL THAT GLITTERS….IS GOLD in your case!! In a super sexy effect, give us the Midas Touch as you SELL IT, shake, BOUNCE and gyrate in ALL GOLD!!! $250.00 BQ SEX SIREN: There’s just something about a man in the color WHITE that screams CLEAN, FRESH & SEXY . TONIGHT, You can get as BARE as you DARE but you must get TENS in a WHITE BUTTON-UP SHIRT & WHITE UNDERWEAR. $250.00 Sponsored By Marco Herrera INFORMATION: ADMISSION: $25.00 ALL NIGHT!! DOORS OPEN AT 2:00AM, BALL STARTS 3-ish ADDRESS: THE UPSCALE BALLROOM 3900 BEXLEY PLACE SUITLAND, MD 20746 COMMENTATORS: ICON JACK MIZRAHI & ICON MC DEBRA DJ : LEGENDARY VJUAN ALLURE MY CONTACT INFORMATION: FOR ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS, I CAN BE REACHED HERE ON FACEBOOK VIA THIS EVENT PAGE OR MESSENGER PHONE NUMBER: 407-690-4302 (TEXT PREFERRED)