It's KYLIE.
It's KRISTMAS.
It's happening.
On Friday December 14th we join to make the baby jesus proud and embrace our quarterly sh*tshow of a dance party we like to call SIREN. It's hard to believe that this insanity has been allowed to corrupt the lives of gays with the most delicious of poor life choices for 2.5 years, now. From our annual ROBYN RIOT, and past parties such as BRITNEY BASH, BEYONCÉ BALL, and CRACKBABY (RIP Whitney), we keep it coming like a pass-around GW freshman on the ...
It's KYLIE.
It's KRISTMAS.
It's happening.
On Friday December 14th we join to make the baby jesus proud and embrace our quarterly sh*tshow of a dance party we like to call SIREN. It's hard to believe that this insanity has been allowed to corrupt the lives of gays with the most delicious of poor life choices for 2.5 years, now. From our annual ROBYN RIOT, and past parties such as BRITNEY BASH, BEYONCÉ BALL, and CRACKBABY (RIP Whitney), we keep it coming like a pass-around GW freshman on the classiest of subversive levels... so, let's keep that going...
This one is a big one, y'all. We shall honor one of the most influential (if not the most) female artists of our time: the Empress of Electro, Queen of Club, Down Under Doyenne of Dance, International Sovereign of Synth-pop, Prima Donna of Provocative, and our very own Aphrodite:
Miss KYLIE MINOGUE: Queen of the Queers on high, and Righteous Ruler of All-Things-Fabulous.
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DJ's:
MAJR
AARON RIGGINS
+ Special guests, performances, and enough questionable drink specials to make you drown in the yuletide
It's Kylie! It's f***ing Xmas! Get Excited!
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All the Lovers
Wow
In My Arms
Timebomb
The One
Get Outta My Way
Like a Drug
Slow
Your Disco Needs You
Love at First Sight
I Should Be So Lucky
Too Much
Magnetic Electric
I Believe In You
Can't Get You Out of My Head
Aphrodite
Better than Today
Better the Devil You Know
Speakerphone
2 Hearts
Illusion
Secret (Take You Home)
Spinning Around
Higher
In Your Eyes
The Loco-Motion
More More More
Put Your Hands Up
Red Blooded Woman
All I See
On a Night Like This
Boombox
Word Is Out
Chocolate
Come into My World
Looking for an Angel
Giving You Up
Fever
Light Years
Confide in Me
Got to Be Certain
Celebration
Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi
Cupid Boy
Hand on Your Heart
Can't Beat the Feeling
Put Yourself in My Place
Some Kind of Bliss
…Oh, it's all happening...
And the angels cried bukkake tears of joy. The end.