SIREN: A VERY KYLIE KRISTMAS - [fri 12/14 @ Green Lantern)

It's KYLIE. It's KRISTMAS. It's happening. On Friday December 14th we join to make the baby jesus proud and embrace our quarterly sh*tshow of a dance party we like to call SIREN. It's hard to believe that this insanity has been allowed to corrupt the lives of gays with the most delicious of poor life choices for 2.5 years, now. From our annual ROBYN RIOT, and past parties such as BRITNEY BASH, BEYONCÉ BALL, and CRACKBABY (RIP Whitney), we keep it coming like a pass-around GW freshman on the classiest of subversive levels... so, let's keep that going... This one is a big one, y'all. We shall honor one of the most influential (if not the most) female artists of our time: the Empress of Electro, Queen of Club, Down Under Doyenne of Dance, International Sovereign of Synth-pop, Prima Donna of Provocative, and our very own Aphrodite: Miss KYLIE MINOGUE: Queen of the Queers on high, and Righteous Ruler of All-Things-Fabulous. _______________ DJ's: MAJR AARON RIGGINS + Special guests, performances, and enough questionable drink specials to make you drown in the yuletide It's Kylie! It's f***ing Xmas! Get Excited! _______________ All the Lovers Wow In My Arms Timebomb The One Get Outta My Way Like a Drug Slow Your Disco Needs You Love at First Sight I Should Be So Lucky Too Much Magnetic Electric I Believe In You Can't Get You Out of My Head Aphrodite Better than Today Better the Devil You Know Speakerphone 2 Hearts Illusion Secret (Take You Home) Spinning Around Higher In Your Eyes The Loco-Motion More More More Put Your Hands Up Red Blooded Woman All I See On a Night Like This Boombox Word Is Out Chocolate Come into My World Looking for an Angel Giving You Up Fever Light Years Confide in Me Got to Be Certain Celebration Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi Cupid Boy Hand on Your Heart Can't Beat the Feeling Put Yourself in My Place Some Kind of Bliss …Oh, it's all happening... And the angels cried bukkake tears of joy. The end.